Monday, 25 July 2011

Journey to Shegao: Final Act

Previous parts of the journey:
Journey to Shegao: First class
Journey to Shegao: Action re-play
Journey to Shegao: Fast Break
Journey to Shegao: Back to the Future
   Every journey has a few ups a few downs sometimes fast sometimes slow kabhi khusi kabhi gham ,but the truth is that it ends with a huge impression on your heart. You may forget the date, time but you will never forget the best period that you have spent with the best people in your life. So guys this brings to the final installment of the hilarious journey to shegao. So have a blast..

   Railway station of shegao totally depicts that there is a temple nearby. There were many people who were ill, sick and many could not even stand on their legs (I mean they were not drunk). There were rows of people who were literally sleeping on the floor (Currently offline). No normal human being can stand in such condition (but we have to stand BEING HUMAN). Sanket went to the ticket counter and and came back with a sad face I understood the reason and was wondering how will he serve the dreadful truth of return journey.
    "I've got a ticket of passenger" said Sanket.
    "Heyyy and what about us??" asked Ganesh.
    "I mean ...I've got four tickets."
    "You should be descriptive you won't get seven mark  for answer in one word" said Ganesh.
    "Heyy once again we have to travel in the hell" asked Sagar.
    "No" I replied.
    "Is it not general??" he asked (his face was like he has got admission in M.I.T).
    "that means we gonna have our seats". 
    "Hmm.. No".
    "Then what's the difference".
    "That was first class this is first class with distinction" I elaborated.
    "For the first time in my life I'm having a bad feeling about having a distinction" said Sagar who was trying to visualize the future.
     The train was scheduled at 10 P.M and still there were 3 hours to go. We decided to go back to the temple and do some shopping (for our you know "someone special" like our mum's). When we reached the shops I understood that there is nothing in shopping here because there wasn't a single thing I had a knowledge of. Sanket was busy in buying something "haldi-kumkum" box. I reached him he was saying to the shopkeeper that 
      "Look I want a box which should be studded with these diamond like material and should be made up of copper but should look like bronze but it should not be of bronze because it's heavy and also costly where will I carry it you know.. so show me some of the best pieces"
     The face was shopkeeper was like "what-in-the-hell-is-he-talking-about". Then he decided to use him as an nuclear bomb to be dropped on the enemies.
    "mauli..mala kadlay tumhala kai haway te.. tumhe shejarchya joshi'n chya dukanat ja tithe tumhala ekdum tumchya mana sarkhe midel " said the shopkeeper in a very graceful tone.
    Sanket I both understood the intentions we both shared a smile and he went to another store. Mean while Sagar was busy in buying a kaada I went to him. Some five or six copper bangle were in front of him which according to me were exactly same. But none we impressing him.
    While the entire world was busy in buying metal goods and some antique pieces Mayur was impressed by a Rubik's cube (no wonder). He was bargaining for the cube with a shop keeper which I think must have given it for free. So after completing the shopping (which included a purchase of two copper bangles and something secret by Ganesh) we came to the temple' locker room and got our bags. Then we headed towards the railway station. 
     As we had the tickets we directly went to the platform. When we got to the platform the action stunt scene performed by us last night came in front of my eyes. Now the platform was not so crowded but still there were large number of people. I knew that there were less number of people but still we are not gonna get seat that easily.

9:45 P.M:
     "I think we will get seat in the train" said Sagar.
      We all looked at him and gave him a smile assuring that he was wrong.

9:55 P.M:
     "I think we should hurry when the train arrives the crowd is getting larger and larger What the f.. from where the hell did they came from? " asked Sagar.
       "Same as you" Mayur replied.
     We all looked at him. (Ohh he is still there I thought till now he would have been settled in the pyaasa bar).

      The train appeared near about 100 meters away and the war had began at the station. All the families with there brothers ,sisters, children, their children, mother, grand mothers and all other family members had started gathering their remaining family members for loading them into the train.(so huge family is there what happen if one or two gets left). Well this wasn't a single one there were near about fifty or more such families that were having the attendance of their members.(That is why the population of India is so high, the single unit of family is much larger).
     The train arrived at the station and there was an out burst of people. One door of one and a half feet and near about twenty animals were trying to get through it (yaa animals are what they can be called!!). We were very stumped my the scene well Nagpur is much more civilized than these peoples.( But all these are going to Nagpur Ohh my God please save my city).
      "I think we should hurry" said Mayur who was gonna to wet his pants by the trilling picture happening in front.
      "yaa come'on lets go and stay together "announced Sanket.
      "can I hold your hand??" asked Sagar.
      "Where is Sandeep??" said Sanket.
      "I'm not here hold Ganesh's" I said.
      "Just climb up or we will be left here alone.." said Ganesh to save his hand.
    But the real action was yet to begin. As I said about twenty people were trying to climb into the train, exactly half were trying to climb down. And of course that created a huge traffic jam. In this situation a fat old lady may be in mid fifties was trying to get out of the train when someone stepped on her foot.
      "AAAAAAAAA MY FOOT....." she screamed with pain and there was a sudden pause.
     "You bloody assholes don't understand senior citizens are also traveling in the train hopeless boys didn't your elders taught you to give some space to elders so that they can at least move out of the train huh.. ill mannered sick illiterate fellows" she yelled facing towards Mayur. (wrong target).
      "What I'm ill mannered if then who are you mother teresa?? Just shut up and get down or I'll throw you out of the train" replied Mayur (poor guy he was already tensed with the Shi**@ matter and this Rubik's cube was eating his head in such situation if you will pull a dog's tail then he surely bark )
      Actually as he said the dialog there was a sudden ease among the people either they were afraid of the demon shout or they were giving Space to Mayur to stretch his arms for weight lifting.
      "What you will throw me out OK.. alright just touch me just give me a touch then I'll show you the women power" the women said.
     (Ohh boyyy she belongs to the mahila mandal don't mess with her dude get off here). As I said earlier in dangerous situation I generally prefer what my heart says and It was giving me an alarm of danger I decided to take some quick action. I turned towards the next door and started running towards it. In next second some other people also understood what I was up to(or may be they were just following me as I rushed out of the crowed) they also started running behind me and that started the race. Race to the back door.
     I entered into the back door and had a very proud feeling of victory I stood on the door and turned around to greet the rest of people and as a memento of victory I received two slaps one punch five kicks (thank God they hit at wrong I mean not at right place) a girl who came last could not hold the bar so she pulled my shirt and I was again there from where I started at the platform.
       I turned aside the quarrel between Mayur and the lady had taken an aggressive form and I could hear a lots of curses from the women like " you are gonna pay this in hell.." Was that hell or jail I don't know if it was hell then it is OK all of we five have a special reservation there but if it was jail then we don't know Mayur.
      I then decided to give a second chance. With full force that I had got with in myself I rushed in to the crowed and I was in the middle of thirty people standing in about 3 Sq. feet area. (No man I know that Lions move alone but not between hunters). Though there I won't get a seat I'll be with my friends. So I decided to call Sanket and received a "the number you are trying to reach is out of coverage area please try again later" out of coverage area did they really threw out all of them out of train or what. I suddenly had a feeling of panic (I gotta see them). Again with full force I jump towards the window in platform side and saw out of it (Nothing) shit they threw them on the railway track in other side "you are gonna pay this in hell" the words were dancing within my ears.
       Shitt!!! I had a sudden push backward. My forehead was was all wet with the sweat. My heart was beating hundred times faster than its original speed. My vision was going blur I think I was gonna cry. (No I have to save them). I raised my arm and again jumped to the another side of the train where there was an emergency window. I put my half of the body out side the window and looked out side (no one) Hell I am looking in wrong direction. I turned my head in the opposite direction No one there I was just going to get in when I saw Sanket also peeping out of the emergency window in front. (Ohh thank god!!) I waved my hand he shouted from there "you fool come here we have a seat" (they've got a seat for me) One tear dropped from my right eye.
       There was no way that I was going to go  back as I came here because this time I would not get a place to not even straighten my self. So I decided, what decided that's me I don't think I just do. I jumped out of the emergency window on the ground. ( One thing dude don't try this stunt the train is too tall than it actually looks  In fact this is the last time I'm doing action after this I'll prefer romantic stories ). I was on the ground with my bag and all the people were looking out of the windows what the hell I was doing.
       I ran towards the bogie in which all my friends were sitting (Now with real feeling of winning ). I climbed into the train (thrice with in 3 minutes) and went directly to the seat from where Sanket had peeped.
      "here he is, where the hell were you " asked Ganesh ,Sagar and Mayur in unision. (its too good to have friends). I couldn't speak my heart didn't let me to. voice was not coming out of my mouth. I was so happy to have my friends back.
      Sagar and Mayur were sitting at the lower berth Sanket was on the upper berth and Ganesh was opposite to him with a seat vacant for me. I quickly climbed up and sat near Ganesh.
     "heyy what happened with the aunty??"I asked Ganesh.
     "Mayur threw her bag out." replied Ganesh.
     "Whaaa... ??"(that's why she was saying you gonna pay this in hell) I exclaimed.
     "There is a bad news" He said.
     "What??" I wondered.
     "She was not coming out of the train." he replied.
     "what do you mean I can't uderstand.."
     He put his arm around my neck and we both bent a slight side ways. The lady was sitting there still screaming on the other people around.
      "She's coming with us.." said Ganesh.


  Well the train left, we all got the best & the most comfortable seats I think in the entire train. Some people tried to rebel for the seat but we told that the aunty sitting with us is seriously ill and can vomit any time. So no one then even stood in front of our seats. I morning Sanket called his Dad to pick us up at the railway station. There was a sweet girl called Shrutika with us who neither slept all night also not allowed us to sleep. We reached Nagpur station at 8 o'clock in morning. When we got out of the train at last as the train was not going further the lady was talking to some one telling them about the incident at night. When she saw us she suddenly screamed "these were the bastards catch ".
     "Heyy guys let's Run" shouted Mayur.
   " Not again.." we all said in unison and turned bahind when we saw a fat son of the lady was following us.
   "It's time dude for Bhag D.K Bose D.K" and we all started running towards the exit. It was sure that the fat-ass was not going to catch us with his super speed but still we ran out of station with full joy of returning home after a long journey of 48 hours..

Tuesday, 19 July 2011

Journey to Shegao: Back to the Future

Previous parts of journey:
Journey to Shegao: First class
Journey to Shegao: Action re-play
Journey to Shegao: Fast Break

  Sorry for publishing this part quite late but I couldn't get the suitable mood for writing this one because.. (you will find it). Well this is the forth part of the super rocking journey to the heaven in our state. So tighten your seat belts and join the unlimited fun.

    Happiness is only thing that every individual in this world is in hunt of. Many of the people find it while most of the people spend their entire life just in search of it. But as a matter of fact there is one thing that no one in the world doesn't know what exactly is this happiness some says it is love, some says it is success while some say that it is family. The only thing every one miss in there journey of finding happiness is god. If my opinion is concerned (which is not in most of the cases) it will be happiness is god. He gives you family, friends and also competitors so that you can live in the world with some worth worthy reason. So it is simple that finding happiness is the quest of finding the god.
  Well with the holy eternal image of Shri Sant Gajanan Maharaj we got out of the temple. As I have mentioned earlier that the temple was a huge structure and a large number of masonry workers have worked hard to beautify that enormous structure. (Point to mention: The beauty of temple was also multiplied because of the beautiful people who visited the temple.... like us.....what???? dirty minds) 
   As we got out of the temple now the time had arrived for the task to be performed for which we were really here for. It was the time to get back to the future.One of another striking kind of feature of shegao is the engineering college. The SSGM college of engineering is the top most engineering institute of Amravati university and had been there since 1980. It had given nation with greatest engineers now working at respectable positions in the largest companies in India, to add more our HOD Mr. R.V Yenkar is an alumni of this institute (well actually this is not the matter to be concerned the cut off of the college is 78%).
    The college has an enormous campus of around 88 acres containing a special building for games like table tennis and all, a full furnished gym and to add the college had a private stadium in it. The canteen is superb with very cheap food (I mean rates are cheap Food was fantastic especially Maggy ). And of course about girls the college has got a very very smoking hot chicks.(Not including local village girls that's a totally different stock) And at last considering the education the sanstha or the organization is known for its best service. There are much experienced and senior lecturers of whom many are considered as the best teachers however there are some strict fellows also (In short the college is super fantastic just that you have to call every one "mauli" Mauli I have a doubt, Mauli can I come in, Mauli su-su lagli..... hahaha.. just joking).
    After checking out each and every corner of the college (And of course after having snaps at each and very corner) we got out. Now the next destination was Anand Sagar (well that doesn't have any kind of relation with our Sagar). 
    It is said that a man can turn a stone into a god. This is the live example of that. The perfect display of perfect art. The beauty of nature that had been artificially created that seems more natural than natural it self. The 300 acre artificial garden requires more than 2 days to roam still some of the part would be left. It is huge enough for a boy and a girl who doesn't even know each other to fall in love, know each other, be committed towards each other, fall in so deep love that they cannot live without each other, and then breakup after a huge fight of one and a half hour. (well there you can find a lots of girls of any category with whom you can hang out on any branch of a tree).
   All five of us were missing something (or rather someone) there to move along with. As we started exploring the garden there was little shower of rain which later turned into large drops as we were in the middle of the garden. 
      "heyy let's go to that top of the hill" said Ganesh.
   "Are you crazy look out there is raining and dude that's not a hill that's a meditation house by Vyankatramana" I said.
      "That's not Vyankatramana that's Vyenkatesha" said Mayur whose mood was totally off because of rain. (Actually not because of rain actually he was supposed to meet Shikha "Miss gucchhugucchu" and he was here with us. And now she had refused to talk to him once again and this was costing him another long drive or a movie in Poonam mall).
      "ohh my illiterate friends it is Vivekanand " said Sagar.
      "What ever I'm gonna see that any one coming" asked Ganesh.
      "I'm coming" said Sanket.
      And they went. Mayur went in the opposite direction (in search of a bar).
      "Heyy Sagar let's sleep on the chair" I said.
      "Whaaa..???" exclaimed Sagar.
      "I mean you.. you sleep on that chair and I will sleep on this one is it OK" I cleared (I don't know what he was thinking of).
    After a day out at Anand Sagar we all exhausted gathered at the vishram-grigh or the rest house (a rest hut actually). And then we decided to leave the garden and travel back to the temple. This time we decided to use the public free transport service that is provided by the organization. There was a huge line there and we had ample amount of time. Actually none of us were interested in standing in a queue but then we saw a super hot chick who was going to stand at the last with out even wasting a single second we grabbed the position place behind her (My god she was very very se... smart I suppose now many people are reading this).
    As it is said that every dog has a day Today was Ganesh's. The super hottie had ignored handsome Sanket and was constantly giving verity of looks to Ganu. She waould come exactly in front of him in the zig-zag queue. I was sure  Ganesh was  in a confusion that whether he had made a mistake to be with P**..(look this time I didn't expose the name). There came a time when she was getting a seat in the bus but she refused to climb with her entire family saying that there wasn't enough space (for Ganesh). When the next bus arrived she sat just behind us. We moved to the front seat on Ganu's special request.
      "Congo mann dev pawla watta Ganya la " I said.
    "His brother is constantly looking at me, we cant go to the temple If  he finds us alone there we would surely get a nice beat" said Ganesh.
     "Poor fellow, I have an Idea the bus stops at railway station lets gat down there and do some reservation, what say??" said Sanket (Heroooooo).
     "Cool" was the combined reply.
    A minute later came the stop. We all got off the bus and it started moving.
   I don't know what happened to Ganesh he suddenly screamed "Good bye my love..", and ran inside the railway station. We were wondering why the hell did he screamed when we had a sudden feeling that the bus was slowing down. All of sudden with full force we all ran into the station and mixed up into the crowed.

Further Story:

Journey to Shegao: Final Act

Sunday, 10 July 2011

Journey to Shegao: Fast Break

Previous parts of journey:
Journey to Shegao: First class
Journey to Shegao: Action re-play

     Enjoying huh.. But we are the once who were the actual doers and world remember the doers not the readers (sorry sorry that didn't mean you should stop reading my blogs you people have a very great importance in my stories look I have added a counter which tells me how many of you are promoting me). So guys down at the railway station after the life taking journey in Sewagram express, this is the further story of the hilarious journey.. 

     Fear is a very natural thing it comes when you have ample amount of time like what should I do?,or what will they say? and all. But when you have your base on fire and your mind stops working all these feelings automatically jumps into the dustbin and you start working actually doing. So as I always say Don't allow your mind to take decisions just take it yourselves (But in many cases when you take such actions and after that when you face your mind it tells you that there was a much simpler way to do that like.. You should have pulled the chain to stop the train instead of jumping ).
    Well as I said don't listen to your mind it is crazy. So after getting out of the train it was impossible for us to stay there so we quickly got out of the railway station. It could be seen that shegao had received ample amount of rain (where as in Nagpur some johnny had requested rain to go away and come again another day but forgot to tell the day hence rain is currently offline from Nagpur). So we went near a rickshawala and Mayur asked him
    "Uncle how much to the temple??".
    "MAULI...50 Rupee ghenar.." he replied.
    We all of sudden looked at looked at Ganesh who is always ready to create confusion. He was about to say something when Sagar grabbed his mouth and said
    "We'll walk its not so far from here. I know."
    Well to be serious this was the first and only thing that sagar knew throughout the journey and was true (actually not so was like 2Kms). We reached the temple in 15 minutes. It was like 3a.m so even stray dogs were in deep sleep. We entered the premises of the temple where we saw millions of millions of micro-organisms were having party on about 70-80 human beings who were sleeping and acting as a dance floor for these organisms on the floor of the temple premises.
     We went to the trust aided Hotel where a guy with white gandhi-cap was trying (not) to sleep. 
     "Mauli.. Room midel kai??" asked Ganesh (He was so good at this accent that some time we thought he was a native here).
     "Fyamili ahe kai??" asked the guy.
     "Ho ahe na pan Nagpurat ahe pudhchya wedes gheon yeil .." replied Ganesh (Thinking of Priyanka).
     "Mag pudhchya vedesach room midel mauli.." said the guy.
    "Oh no man where will we go in this night man.. Hey you want family huh look he is Father (Pionting to Sanket) He is mum (Pointing to Mayur who was happy hearing this) and we three are children.. WE ARE FAMILY dude.." I tried to convince him.
    But the only thing he understood was We are family (a karan johar film).
    "Mauli ya andheer kadookh ratrit amhi tarun mulaani rahaycha tari kuthe??" asked Ganesh.

5 Minutes later:
     "Thank god I brought a carpet " said Sanket taking it out of the bag and spreading it on the open space in the temple premises.
     "That bloody topiwala he wants family huh.. surely he mustn't have one I think no one is married in his family after his grand father right.." said Ganesh.
    I looked at Sagar's face who didn't understand the dialog and was trying to apply logic to it.
   "Don't worry he's sleepy" I said to him.
    After a five or ten minutes of talk we five went to a deep sleep.
   When you have a very good exertion through out the day that is the night when you have the best dream in your life. It was all blurry surroundings every thing was visible like I am looking through a glass pane with water applied on it. It was kind of rainy season but how can all the directions go so blur I mean how can one apply glass in all four direction surrounding a person. I was so confused it was then I realized that it was the time to wear my spects (Myopia is such an addiction of spects I can't even watch dreams without it).
   As I put on my spects all the world turned from low resolution  theater print to 1080p full HD movie. It was all foggy weather and there were trees blossoming and all plants with beautiful flowers which I have never seen before. There was a cold breeze flowing making my hairs to flow slightly with it (I mean they were still attached to my head I don't have hair fall problem) and there was a soft romantic music in back ground ♫♪ Bhige hoth tere.. (Only instrumental not video).
   Then from nowhere came a fairy. She had some flowers in her hand. She had a very decent smile on her lovely face. I could find that she also had some additional eyes like me which added credits to her beauty. She was walking towards me but but her face down. She was looking down at the floor. She was feeling little shy little afraid little confident and little confused. I could see that she wasn't looking at me but I had her full focus. Her eyes couldn't meet mine but still we were talking through eyes (four eyes each). 
     I started moving towards her I was confident but still I don't know had some fear in my mind, My legs were trembling internally. I was afraid that I may not fall before I reach her but that didn't happened. We both came together near a tree with white leaves and white flowers (her favorite color). She was looking out of the world in her white top. She was smiling I was looking at her. Suddenly I realized that she was going to lift her eyes to see me I had a sudden feeling of fear and I don't know what I started looking upwards towards the foggy sky (Ohh shit!! how foolish I must be looking ). 
      Then with some courage she forwarded her hand to give the flowers that she brought towards me. I also with double courage moved closer to accept them. I put forth my hand to take the flowers and suddenly my index finger touched her thumb and I had a shock throughout my body and my hand went numb. The flowers fell down. She smiled again at me and I was so.. I also gave a return back smile and bent down to pick up the flowers. And all of a sudden there was a great bang on my bum. 
      "Aaouch..." I said. I saw upwards She was still there smiling but she didn't hit me how can she?? I was hurt on my a.. whatever I again started to pick up the flowers. Again there was a bang this time it was hard so hard that it brought me back from outer world back to Asia-India-Maharashtra-shegao. 
      "Chalaa chalaa lawkar utha.. " said a Nepali gurkha type looking guy with a huge bamboo in his hand which he was hitting on people's bum. 
      I closed my eyes to rest for a while when I heard some people chuckling. I raised my eye to see them they were looking and laughing at me. Why the hell are these people... then I understood the reason. I was once again resting in my best friends arms and the dirty minded world was enjoying the scene. I was resting my Head on Sagar's arm with his own head on it. My arm over his waist and my one leg in between his two. (ohh mann not again!!!) I quickly removed my arm and leg and sat up. The dream that I saw was all out of my mind I couldn't even remember what I saw but I was happy.
      Soon all were awaken by the morning breakfast of bamboo. We all took baths and then went to the temple for morning darshan. The temple was very beautiful and well maintained. We had to stand in an not so long queue and soon we reached near the holy statue of shri sant Gajanan Maharj. I bowed my head joined my hands and closed my eyes. I thanked the god for all the happiness that he had given to me.I prayed for my friends parents and for her. I also thanked for the not so great result of my exam. I was happy with it and I was also assured that with the blessing of almighty I and all my friends would get admission to one of the best colleges in Nagpur. I opened my eyes brought a picture of the statue in my heart and with that picture in front of my eyes I exited from the holy temple.
Further Story:        
Journey to Shegao: Back to the Future 

Tuesday, 5 July 2011

Journey to Shegao: Action re-play

Previous parts of journey:
Journey to Shegao: First class
  Well well.. the roller coaster ride of unlimited fun had began and the five riders of this great adventure are back again to entertain you all. This is the further story of what happened after our successful boarding into the sewagram express. So read n joy..
    Some of the greatest thinkers and philosophers of the world has rightly said that none of the exam is the greatest or one having a highest priority because there is another one waiting after that to check your tolerance. This have been experienced by most of us they say that the entrance exam (SEEE, AIEEE PMT IIT e.t.c) determine the future of a student but this is 100% wrong the real exam is after he clears these firewalls. To survive, to compete and still be with all the heard that also have the same story is the real exam. There are many (like us) who bypass these firewalls but still all the bypasses and shortcuts unites at a final destination and no one can bypass it.
    Same was the story with us. We thought that loading ourselves into the train was the the only hurdle but were wrong very very wrong. 
    It is said that Indian railways is one of the largest network in the world. But seeing the condition inside the train we are in a desperate need of thousands of thousands of more. God how they were sitting (ya actually sitting) that was the complete use of every cm sq area that was available in the bogie. Sanket and  Mayur who climbed up from the front door were the luckiest one to find a royal place near the toilet where the population was slight less than the caused pollution.
   Ganesh ,Sagar and Me were the unluckiest ones to find a place where we could place only one foot on the floor while the other was on another's feet. To add flavor to this there was a old woman who had captured almost twice the space in the middle of the way and was having the most wonderful dream where her prince charming (without teeth and limited hairs on top) was riding in slow motion on a horse (who was also a year or two elder than the young man). Well this dreaming beauty had nothing to do with the outside world or their unlimited kicks.
    Some how we managed to make space for us sufficient for standing. Now it was time to examine the surroundings. Totally there were three couples that had gained the attraction of the entire audience. The first couple was sitting on the upper berth with a cute huge girl. I can't waste time describing her but she reminded me of shefa mam. The girl had occupied the half of the seat was still squeezing herself so that she could make space for the other two. The lady in the couple was a Mallika Sherawat part 2. she playing all the games like football. basketball, handball, bat ball where the bechari fatty girl was suffering the attacks.
    The second one was under aged one. They were both involved in each other that no one could figur out from where the boy starts and where the girl ends. The third one was the real sensation. She was sitting right in front of me about 15 cm apart. She was the real gorgeous. Though in the begining she had covered herself with the blanket but the show began after she went to sleep.
     Wow man that was amazing. on each vibration of the train the blanket slid down a centimeter. The vibrations were like one vibration per minute so it took like one hour for the real show to begin. But that one hour was more exiting than Dan brown novel (what? I find it exiting). Then the show began MY GOD I AM SO DEAD, huge mountains deep valleys and I am in front of it. My mobile was buzzing in my pocket it was someones SMS (sorry babes but that's why I switched off my mobile later for no further disturbances). 
      Then I moved my eyes to right side when I saw a boy who was giving a very dirty look to me (must be her brother poor guy cannot watch the most beautiful scenery in the world). Realizing that I could get a nice beating here I turned my eyes another way from his sister also.
      Then came BADNERA where almost half train emptied an again filled with twice the number of people who got out. while in this course of time I got some place on upper birth for me and Sagar. The train started and slowly we both went into a deep sleep.
      Suddenly there was shake someone said "wake up shegao's here wake up you fools"
      My control returned from the outer world all of a sudden when I found I was sleeping on Sagar's lap (shit!! that must have given a nice shot of Dostana to all the people) . Mayur was outside at the station Sanket was also out Ganesh was also out one min that means only we two are here inside. Sager's control was yet to return and that made the situation out of control.
      "Wake him up quickly" Sanket said.
      "Ya.. Heyy Sagar wake up.. shegao's here, dude wake up" I tried to wake him up.
      "Abe itne pyaar se jagayega to kal hi uthega wo de ek chamka ke" orderd Ganesh from outside.
      "Yes Sandeep de ek chamka ke" said Sanket.
      "Come'on Sandeep de ek chamka ke" the entire bogie said.
      I lift my hand "Sagar wake up or train will leave dude" I said and then he made certain living movement I gained a sigh of relief thank god he woke up.
      "SHABBOO...." whispered Sagar.
      "What  I am Sandeep.." 
      "No you are shaboo... shaboo mere jaan" and he gave me great Indian romantic hug.
      "WHAT THE F@#K " I exclaimed and this time maine chamka dia.
      Sagar woke up with a huge shake still unaware why the hell the entire train was laughing.
      "Dude jump the trai is leaving" I shouted at him.
      "Oh yaa..." and again he was cloasing his eyes when I shock him and again told that the train was leaving which then brought all his control back.
      He jumped down and ran towards the bags I also jumped down. He threw bags to me which I threw to Sanket who was standing at the door who threw them out side the train.
      A small jerk and the train started moving.

10Kmph :
      Sanket jumped from the train and safely landed on the station.

      I jumped from the train in the opposite direction unfortunately my booth feet landed on certain I don't know type of material and my both legs ran in opposite direction. Thanks to the stretchable jeans which stretched at right time and saved my legs.

      Sagar jumped from the train in the direction in which the train was going and he was running with the train at un controllable speed. I saw a huge pillar in his way. I closed my eyes imagining the pillar would fall any time now. After a sec I opened my eyes and saw Sagar was standing right in front of the pillar. Thank god you saved a lots of lives today.
     Then came the station master running someone had infromed him that some guys just jumped from the train.
       "Who jumped from the train" Asked the master.
      "No one jumped sir, I was here drinking water no one jumped someone have fooled you I think" Said Mayur. Unfortunately the water cooler in opposite direction of the platform and all this drama happened behind the man who was drinking water Hence he still doesn't why the hell Sanket and Ganesh were making so fun of both of us through out the trip.

Further Story:

Journey to Shegao: Fast Break

Friday, 1 July 2011

Journey to Shegao: First class

  Well what to say actually there is nothing left to say I mean there is a lot but because of our physical condition now we are not in a condition to walk, talk or even rock. We have just returned from a life taking journey and are exhausted to hell.( we means Myself, Sagar, Sanket, Ganesh and the great Mayur).

 {Guys, This is for the first time in my blog that I am writing a complete series of event. So guys get ready for the  life shattering, thrilling and above all the most entertaining journey to one of the most beautiful place in the India}

                                   JOURNEY TO SHEGAO

    Planning and we Indian people are not made for each other. We don't have any relation with planning or schedules. None of our projects right from nursery homework to international buildings, towers, bridges, roads none are completed on time. While the dark side of it is that the projects which aren't planned or are never even thought of gets completed in no time (Like the empress city I mean who thought that the multi-million projrct would be completed so soon I thought I would shop there with my 10 year old child or may be 15 I mean age not number of..)
    So as we have the great responsibility to follow the wisdom that is bestowed upon us as being an Indian citizen, we also don't have any relation with planning and scheduling. There are many plans which are still under work (like visit to ambhora and pench) while visit to shegao had been accomplished which was never thought.

4:00 P.M
   I called  Sanket on his phone "Hey dude its holiday tomorrow and also day after, I was thinking about a weekend at shegao. what say??"
   "One sec.." He said.
   He asked Ganesh who was with him and the answer was a big "COOOL".

5:00 P.M
    I with Sagar on my back (I mean backseat ) were returning from college when we saw Mayur.
    "Heyy Mayur wussup?? Aren't you ready" I said.
    "Ya I am ready to go to gym, you coming?" He asked. (There is always a shock to many people when they find that I am coming to gym. Many times when I reach there many people nearly break into tears that they are lucky enough to see the holy-day because there are many people whose entire course gets over and still still they are not blessed with the eternal happiness. Though this wasn't that day)
     "Heyy you aren't coming to shegao" I asked.
     "Who's going to shegao, no one told me about that" said Mayur.
     "Sagar why didn't you tell him? see he doesn't even know." I asked Sagar.
     "Now he knows" Sagar replied.
     "OK then 7 pm sharp at Ganesh's place"
     "Whooo whoo one minute how is it possible I mean I can't even mange the money.." said Mayur (who always has the same problem when concerned with us but we need him as he pays the most)
     "OK go don't come go with Shikha and eat shit with her. Just go .." I said and stared moving forward (well this is called converse psychology theorem say the same that the another one is saying and he'll be agreed with your decision)
    "Stop man.. just wait.. there is no one at home how could.."
    "No no please don't come there is no one at mine as well as Sager's home also please do guard our houses huh. " I said.
     "That's not it.."
     "No No please don't come I insist.."
     "OK  I'll see" Mayur agreed (or rather he had no other option "EK BAAR JO MAINE COMMITMENT KAR DI TOH FIR MAI APNE AAP KI BHI NAHE SUNTA")

7:45 P.M
    "What the f@#k is it huh? its 7.50 and you called us at 7 right he is always late" said Mayur who was once again not informed about the delay in schedule.
    "My grandma called me at the last moment what can I do?" I gave the reason.
    "Was it grandma or BHA.... Beee there is a bee on your shoulder get it off" said Ganesh.
    "hehehe that was very very bad now lets run and  HAVE FUN" I said.

8:00 P.M
     "Lets hire an auto here it is one heyyy... hello uncle.... EEE AUTO RUKKKKKK" (there are so many uncle's and bhaiyas out there you have to be more specific)
     "How much to the railway station?" I asked.
     "Bhaiyaaa... 150 Rupeee lega.." He replied.
     "Arree Bhaiya ka chodo aap kitna loge wo batao" said Ganesh who was rubbing his bag.
     "Naya hai?? " Driver asked.
     "Nahe purana hai wo dhoke laya na mast naya lag raha hai" said Ganesh.
(Don't take tension driver uncle he's not gonna return to Nagpur I'll take care of it)
      "130 Let's go" said Sanket.
(that's heroic ummhmmm)

8:45 P.M
    "You and Mayur go to inquiry for the next train in case we miss the this one at 9" I said to Sanket.
    "OK" he replied.
    I went to the long queue to the ticket counter which took us about 10 min to get the tickets. Nokia tune buzzed from my pocket it was Sanket calling.
    "Ya I've got the ticket run to platform 4"

9:03 P.M
    "Run Sagar or else we will be left alone here." I said to Sagar.
    "Don't worry we have the tickets" He replied.
    "Its general one no one checks there. Is it your first time?" I said.
    "Yep" He replied.
    "Well happy journey then don't hold my hand if you left behind OK" I said.
    I saw Mayur Sanket and Ganesh on  the platform. We reached to them.
    "There are no seats behind" said Sanket.
    "Well let's go in front then we have the reservation right?" asked Sagar.
    The train started moving.
    "Heyy look the train is moving what to do now?" asked Ganesh.
    "What?!?" he exclaimed .
    "Just shut up and get into the first class of Indian Railways." said Sanket and hang to the the door handle, Mayur hop and hold the another bar.
     There was no way we could get there. Next door. I hop into the door followed by Sagar who was followed by Ganesh. And thus the action of our hilarious journey began.
Further Story:
    Journey to Shegao: Action re-play
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