Monday, 1 August 2011

The Burnout Part:2

{A sequel to Hmmm...}
    The previous part of this story had created a lot of controversy, that was when I had decided to write the second part. I was waiting for the right time and here comes the golden period. There was a deep secret (amongst many)  that is buried inside my heart.(Yaa.. now a days I use heart you know.. that is cool). The secret that many people wanted to know (for two days after that they forget about it) is going to be revealed.
     Recently I have heard that Pa.. (sorry what was his name??) Shailendra had got a job in Pune. That's great I mean after all he is a family man (with small small children). So he must be well settled by now and we are really happy for him (Don't take it seriously I'm just joking). 
    Those were the days when our final practicals of final year had finally started on and every one were in a great tension. There was a rumor that Mr. Crows (Kawde) was going to be our external for VC++ and that's why every body was studying there ass out. Just two or three days before I had published the blog titled "papa's burnout" which was a great success. Many of my friends had read the blog and were appreciating me and my way of writing.
     We all had agreed on the decision that we won't tell any girl or Shailendra about the blog I could afford one non reader than two enemies. That was nearly five minutes ago and later happened the DHAMAKAA..
    It was the regular act that I noticed throughout the three years I have spent in GP that we did not performed any of the practicals in entire semester and did all of them the night before and ten minutes prior to practicals we learnt how to save the program. Well I was doing the same thing when He came to me.
       "Sandeep Can you please come with me I want to talk some thing with you" said Shailendra.
      (He knows !! shitt!! I can feel it from his eyes.) The drops of aggression were falling from his eyes. He was totally red like before this time I was sure that volcano is going to burst in GP and all the magma would fall on me. Though he was showing a calm face but still I could notice that he was angry. (a point: I don't know any one noticed it or not but when shailendra is angry he looks like he gonna cry any time)
       "Ya one minute.." I said and looked at Abhilash who signaled with his hand that he is gonna chop your head. (well thank you  A true friend is very rare to be found and I haven't found it yet)
       "heyy come quick My roll number is going to come I want to talk its important.." said Shailendra.
       (ohh God!! please don't make him beat me I would not look at any girl with bad intentions)
       Seeing that there is no way out "Ok lets go.." I said.  
       We both went out of the class and he started "what is wrong with you??".
       I was about to answer when I saw Sonal Dhamecha from CM coming towards us. Ohh my Godd... she is damn hot. Since last three years I am only watching her legs. Though when I tried to stand in front of her she looked like my mum (only by her physique though I don't have a status of being her grandson). Cm guys were so lucky. I have heard that the girls there give their cell phone numbers to boys and here in I.T (Infinite Torture) the only relation between girls and boys was just they were in same class.    
       "Whatt??" Shailendra distracted me from my concentration.
       "What??" I asked trying to transfer my focus from CM to Shailendra (which was next to impossible).
       "What is your problem with me? have I ever did any thing wrong to you?? why did you do this to me???" He fired a trio on me. (I was wondering which one to answer first)
        Suddenly I saw Shamika (from CM) talking to Sonal on some secret topic and they both looked at me at the end with some wired faces. (Shitt!! do they also know). If Shailendra fires a punch on me (which is quite natural in such situation) then I'll loose all my respect that I've earned after the Era of.. 
      "Heyy dude I don't want to make this an issue we should talk some where in private" I said to Shailendra.
      "Where??" he asked.
      "I know a place."
       BOYS TOILET is the only place where we have a full assurity that the discussion won't be leaked among girls and in turn in the class. Also it acts as a very great platform for many porn artists to exhibit their unique talent on the walls ( You could find phone numbers and pictures of all the celebrities there).
       "Look dude it was just a funny piece of article" I started.
       "But why on that subject You know I am very sorry about that act I was very bad and possessive about her" (very bad is true, and what do you mean by "was possessive " have you lost your possession that can make a super-hit blog for me).
       "Ya I know but it is a funny piece of article" (I don't have much to say what I have got I said in the blog)
       "You got to delete the blog" he ordered.
       Are you nuts? you know what the hell it means it means Sandeep is scared though I am a little bit but this will be the only reason for the crushing of my super-stud image in the class.
       "No no man this cannot be happen You know that" I replied.
       "Don't try to wake the bad guy inside me you will regret after" He said in a firm voice.
       (wake-up sid saare pal kahe wake-up sid chal kahe chaleee...)     
       "You don't know me I am good then I am good and if I am bad then I am very baad" he said.
       (And if I get a football and we are on the ground then I am worst)
       "So you please delete the blog I don't want to make an issue in these last days in GP"
       (Unfortunately that turned to be only ours He has to spend an another year)  
      Seeing that the situation is growing tensed and he had closed his fist and was prepared for the punch I thought of Rohan (What would he do if anything happens to me and next progressive is in a week) No lets forgive Shailendra afterall he is our senior citizen and got some high position in the society.
       "OK dude I'll see what I can I do you just chill go and give your practicals " I assured him.
       "Can I trust you??" He asked.
      (Ofcourse not) "Yes sure " I replied and he went away.
       Well though the conversation was over I had a feeling that he was still present with me. My bladder was full of the excess water and was ready to burst out but I didn't had the courage to stand in front of the commode in a fear that he would return and kick me from back.
         Then came Dewaa and said " Heyy what are you looking at?? do what you suppose to do"
         "I don't have the courage"
         "Whatt".
         "Nothing .. Lets do it " I said.          

3 comments:

  1. Waw......
    I js8 dnt hav words.....
    Gr8 yaar.......
    Wat a blog......
    It's js8 freaking awesome........

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