Relationship Status..

Some dates can go terribly wrong. (For ex. What is Worst?)

With an experience of some really bad dates I have concluded to a analysis that; if on earth any time I go out with a girl, there has to be a fiasco. So keeping away my emotional feeling about the privacy with girl (Or may be sexual feelings) I try to keep my friends around whenever I go out with “her” (Any of them).

But Bad days comes with a well-planned strategy while the good ones just pass waving hands like (another) “she” going out of house after the (you know what) good time. The day or to be precise the night came up with the event marked of (yet another) get together of friends at a friend’s place. Living out of home town for so called working purpose is a reason to get out of the everyday lecture of parents about the embarrassment they face every day when they see you half naked sleeping in your shitty room and thinking of what wrong they actually did “then” that gave birth to this creature (awesome one). Although this embarrassment is not over yet as the financial part of the creature is still with them.

So we were such creatures graduated from engineering and placed in awesome jobs doing marketing, customer relationship, BPO and all those stuff that wasn’t even close to the syllabus we studied. It was just these get together that was holding us and giving the courage to go on in a hope of the “miracle”. However each party costs around 500K each from the meager salary and huge debt from parents.

Party started with rape of some really awesome songs and recording sessions in smart phones of the super singers of the team. Every Engineer has a talent that he recognizes till the end of the four year course. But then the time has fled away and all that left is a really emotional story of murder of a talent, whose responsibility is evenly distributed among society, parents and the engineering college management. This is when one beer comes to an end.

The Girl friend part of the team do not support the fact of drinking and smoking for few days but later they the leaders of the gang with some well researched brands.  After everybody one beer down starts the real story.

Zhapatlela-1 and "First love of my life"

  Today the theatrical trailer of the second installment of 1993 Marathi blockbuster got online and the flashes of memories replayed like that of cut-to-cut sequence in the promo of the film. 

  Firstly apologies to all my readers for my sudden disappearance. The reason must be known to you from my previous post which was also a promo of "MY SHORT-FILM 'ANA'". (No applauds please). To tell you the truth, I was on a spiritual journey of finding the new levels of expressing the flood of extensive, immense, huge ideas.... OK let's get back to the story.

  So the '93 blockbuster starring Lakhsmikant Berde, Mahesh Kothare was a huge hit and is one of the only marathi films that was released overseas. (Applause NOW) Though that time ('93) it wasn't of much help to me (I was a kid then.... Loved, Cared, Praised, Appreciated.. What ever let's discus this on some other post, some day :'( ) it came into play when I was in 8th grade ('06).

  There was this girl called Priya(Yo people THARKI RETURNS!!) who was strangely growing sexy almost everyday. I don't know whether I am right or wrong, but I noticed this change (You know!! Huge-Huge-ing-Huge-er) every morning in assembly prayer when everybody seriously prayed to God singing random bollywood songs with closed eyes, while I used to check on heavenly chicks and their manipulating features.(God's gift). I mean there were days when literally my eyes never cloud reach her face, when started staring her from feet. (And people used to say "Bada shareef ladka hai, kabhi nazar utha ke nahe dekhta".... Hehehe #devil's-secret).

THE BASTARDS-5

  Police van, roads full of pits, company of top class rapists of the city and myself behind the bars. These were he only days left for me to be in with my bastard friends. 

  "Can I make a call?" I asked a officer sitting by side.

  "No, I am out of balance" He replied.

  "I have a mobile"

  "Then make a last call" he said.

  "Last call?" I was surprised.

  "Because when I see you using your mobile officially then I'll snatch it and break it into pieces like a ruthless police officer" he replied with a devil smile.

  I swallowed the air in fear. Though I had a antique cell phone model but still loved it very much. life was much important and if I stay in jail for the night then it will be the end of my life in society.

  I decided to make a call. "Hello...Rocky please save me buddy or my life would be ruined. Please help me dude" I wept as the call was connected.

  "Don't worry dude, We are on our way. Just wait for fifteen minutes." saying this he hung up.

  "What in the hell is he going to do in fifteen minutes" words were dancing in my mind.

  Suddenly a head fell on my shoulder and a current flew though my entire body. It was of a dirty looking man who was in deep sleep at 2 o'clock. He must be doing the same what he missed at the brothel. 

THE BASTARDS-4

  Hyderabad is the busiest city I have ever seen. The crowded streets with posters of verities of  biriyani's at cheaper rates was amazing us. The enormous structure which resembled ancient prosperity of Indian architecture were visible at every kilometer. Along with it buildings with latest architecture were also eye catching, though it was not an out come of Indian architecture intelligence.

  Meeting people over there was a very different experience. The city had maximum number of I.T professionals and the professionals were professionals in real sense. These people have the knowledge of almost every Language used for software development and when asked how they know them all, they said "Every language is a successor of some other one and that in turn is a successor of some other, hence the basic concept behind every language is the same. Having thorough learning of basics can make you perfect in any programming language in the world".

  This is where we lack. We jump into new languages every semester washing away the previous one, hence the overall knowledge becomes more or less equals to zero.

  "You know what?, there are many people who pretend to be intelligent but very few people who are genius. If used right people at right place, our country can make a huge fortune" Meenakshi said when we were leaving out of the I.T complex.

  "Very true" replied Vicky.

THE BASTARDS-3

  Twenty Thousand INR were sufficient for three of us to enjoy the trip in royal style. The news of four monitors missing from the lab became a sensation next day, but that was not going to affect the trip as every thing was booked. The attendant had a suspicious eye on us, but if he had demonstrated his doubt in public then it would have been like hitting his own leg with an ax, as he would have been caught into unnecessary interrogation of management. Also his previous records which were deep buried, which in turn involved many big names of the college also didn't allow him to doubt on us or anybody else.

  Viky was the last person in college we would imagine to mess up with. Many said that he had a secret crush on Meenakshi and didn't liked her roaming with us. But being the class representative he had many restrictions.

  "Hey Meenu, Why don't you occupy your seat in the bus?" Vicky came up to Meenakshi who was very worried standing out side the bus.

  "Thanks Vicky" she gave him a smile saying SHUT-UP-AND-DO-YOUR-WORK.

  "Waiting for someone" he asked.

  Meenakshi didn't respond.

  "Bastards, right?"

  Now, this was end of her tolerance. She turned to him and was ready with her weapons to fire at him when we arrived on my antique bike, triple seated. 

THE BASTARDS-2

  The plan was FULL-PROOF. As always. We were going to follow the same plan that we undertook one year to rob the physics lab. One man was going to stand at the door, another man on the terrace and one inside the room. The man at door will watch for any danger, the man inside will pack the things into a bag and will attach to    rope tied at the window. The man on the terrace will pull the bag by the rope and the things to be stolen will be out of the lab. Next thing will be to get the far end of the building which is closer to the college boundary wall and with full force the bag will be thrown out of the campus. 

  This was the previous plan. A well designed, framed and well executed but failed as we didn't thought about the breakage of utensils as we threw the bag from the height. Though some of the utensils like thick glass beakers and iron gauge were not broken and generated an amount of almost 1500 bucks. 

  But this time, the shot worth 20,000 bucks. Hence a lot more handling and care was to be employed. Rocky was busy on terrace making a pulley like machine which he called will do the vengadium-leviyosa task. He had brought a steel pipe and two copper wires almost 100 meters in length. He fixed the pipe horizontally with a iron rod inside which made the pipe roll freely on it. The rod was fixed to wall with two connectors on either side. The bag was huge enough to contain four LCD monitors, and was tied with the copper wire on both the side for pulling it.

  Ishan was positioned on the entry of the lab to see whether someone was coming. I was inside to clean the Lab. 

  Thursday was chosen as the day, as the trip was scheduled from Saturday to the entire coming week. Also Thursday had five lectures in succession and It was damn sure that no one was going to attend the practicals. The lab will be empty and the period during which the attendant will be having his lunch will be used for the robbery. 

THE BASTARDS

 "BULL SHIT.. I am not coming".

 "But why??"

 "I don't have money"

 "But why don't you have money?"

 "Because I don't have money"

  Rocky (The ultimate Bastard) and Ishan (The stupid bastard) were yelling on me (The unluckiest bastard). Our college had organized an industrial visit (So called) to Hyderabad and I was in no mood to join. Actually I had the mood but scarcity of money made it "sour grapes" for me. 

 "You have got money to spend on that crap vehicle, you have money for those bull shit novels and you don't have money for the academic tour, right?" asked Rocky.

 "Ya, that's right. And for your kind information that crap drives us home. So please before saying any word about it think about your way back home because if she hears it and gets angry, then we have a big reason to worry" I said pointing towards my grand father's age bike.

 "Oh man, we'll figure out some way to get you money. Isn't it Rocky?" said Ishan winking towards Rocky.

  Rocky gave back his ULTIMATE-DEVIL'S-SMILE.  

 "I..AM..HAVING A very bad feeling...." I drank the last drop of saliva in my throat.

THE BASTARDS

The Cool Age (A short film)

Plot: It is a story of three friends Sam (A super cool guy who doesn't care of anything in outer world) Rahul (A super flirty guy who wants to be the boyfriend of the most gorgeous girl in world) and Paras (A super shy and studious guy who has very high ambitions). The story starts with the first day of trio in the college through various ups and downs and finally ends when the three pass out as engineers.

Characters: Sam (Swarup Pal "2nd year Mechanical YCCE"), Paras (Ashish Sawant "2nd year I.T PIET") Rahul (Vishwas Bhagwat "2nd year Computer Technology PCE"), Avantika (Rupali Kukudkar), Dad (Harish Dewase), Professor (Sanket Raut "4th year I.T GNIET") and BHAI (Nikhil Jagnade "2nd year I.T J.D College of engineering")

Edited By: Sandeep Thakre, Sanket Raut, Prashant Ganbhoj

Organised by: Roshan Chaudhari, Chetan Parate, Tushar Dongre, Prashant Ganbhoj

Camera: Ganesh Radke, Swarup Pal, Sandeep Thakre

Concept,Story,Screenplay and Directed by: Sandeep Thakre 

Dhammal Dandia

  The heat of fire was burning my skin. The lava flowing beneath the floor was making surroundings hotter than ever. The rain of fire was starting slowly and the clash of the clouds generated the sound of hydrogen bombs. The monsters of the hell were pouring the guilty sinful souls into the large bowl of burning oil and the souls were screaming with intense pain. My hands and legs were trembling as if they had lost all its power. The vision in front of me had made my heart beat faster than its original speed.

  A black monster with a large hat made up of iron came in front of me and roared like tiger "DO YOU KNOW THIS?".

   I turned back to see what he was pointing to. There appeared the pictures of the most deathly monsters of the hell. "THESE ARE SPECIALLY CREATED TO PUNISH YOU" roared the monster near my ears.

   Now my heart beats grew faster than ever. All my sins that I have committed came in front of my eyes. Only the picture of the deathly monsters had made me pee in my pants what will happen when they will originally be standing in front of me?

   Tears came into my eyes and the picture of the monsters became blur because of the drops of tears. The most deathly monsters of the hell specially created to punish me. Their name itself defined how ruthless and dangerous they were. There were many but amongst them the most deathly were the INTEGRATION and DERIVATION. The first one looked like a giant snake while the other one was riding on the giant horse.

  BUZZZzzzzz..... My cell phone vibrated on the study table and that brought me back from the another world. One hour ago I sat on my table to solve some (Some means only one) mathematics problem and that gave me a short experience of how sinful people are punished in the hell.

  I drank a sip of water and checked my mobile. There was a message from Sanku (For more information about Sanku please read Te AMO...Te Te AMO..). I clicked on the show button and the message appeared on the screen saying "abe jalde aa mandir me...bum maal aye hai". 

 Navratri was going on hence it was not that special for the most beautiful girls in the colony to come in the temple with the most beautiful dresses they have got (I mean wearing the dresses). 

   Then why the hell did he messaged me. I peeped out of my window which gave a clear look of the temple. There was a crowd there but I couldn't see what was happening? (Myopic patient Can't see with just two eyes they need some additional hardware)   

    Then the sound fall on my ears "लवकरच मंदिरात दांडियाचा कार्यक्रम सुरु होणार आहे , तरी सर्व भक्तजनांनी मंदिरात येण्या ची कृपा करावी. धन्यवाद""   It was Sanket's voice. Though it was for a public declaration but was addressed to a special group of people.(like us)

    "Oh shit I forgot..." I cursed myself and ran towards the bathroom. When you are in a very hurry then you do the most time taking things in no time like I did the same washing then rinsing and then applying oil to my hair's and then talc then deo in half an hour generally but this time I did it in two and a half minutes. (Isn't it great? OK whatever) 

    I put on my RBK T-shirt and levis jeans and ran towards the temple. I had reached on time. Sanket was waiting for me with the most wide smile ever. I knew why that was for! I went near him just when Ganesh arrived. We met near the gate and I asked Sanket "Heyy man who's coming?"

    "I think they are coming" said Ganesh.

    "NO They have came buddy" said Sanket.

    And I turned around to confirm whether he was right. (YES HE WAS..)

    She was standing between the girls facing towards us. Shw was wearing a black sari and was looking really very gorgeous. (oh sorry I forgot to introduce) She had arrived currently in the colony and lived in the flat neighboring Ganesh's house. This was the only piece of information we had about her. The only time to get introduces with her was this that is during navratri's when every chick in the town come out of her nest that too in very eye catching desi costumes.

    "This time she is the coach of one dance team dude" said Sanket.

    "WOW she is just WOW" My mouth was opened like I have seen a tub filled of gulab-jamuns.

    "Where is Maddy?" asked Sanket.

    "pada hoga kahe leave it who's gonna dance with her" asked Ganesh.

    Dancing and singing are some of our field of interest that we didn't have performed outside bathroom because that is the only place where were are not banned.

    "We are not allowed to dance, this time its competition between two groups of fourteen girls each" 

   "That means twenty eight maals  from the town right here right now live and exclusive!" I exclaimed.

   "I'll take the new one you can have other twenty seven" said Ganesh teasing us.

   "That we'll see but when is it gonna start dude, I am so exited to see some bouncing boobs"

  " मंदिरात दांडियाचा कार्यक्रम सुरु होणार आहे , तरी सर्व भक्तजनांनी मंदिरात येण्या ची कृपा करावी. धन्यवाद"" ' that was the last announcement and the DJ stated playing the garba songs.

   The first group did not met our expectations as it was of the little girls of the town of which half of them ran away in the middle of the song as they saw their parents and at last there were some who were not allowed to run away or could not spot their own parents among the group of people who were crying out of pride that their girl was dancing in front of a crowd while their own boy only cried when he was asked to do something in public.

    Then began the second group. Camera's, mobile's that were full charged for the task were erect for their job, all of them focusing on a single girl The lady in black as she was called. Along with the latest chick the previous hotties had also arrived. The one from the drunk family.(Because their father was drunk hence the entire family was called drunk. There were also rumors that the entire family sit together at night and enjoy hukka. just rumors no proofs)

    All the fourteen girls in the group were dancing with full confidence and zeal and enthusiasm. All the eyes including youngsters to elders were all stuck on the co ordination and fast dance steps and the perfect beat of the drumsticks on the beat of the song. Gansh Sanket and I were looking at the black one with open mouth. It is very true that girls have a very great dancing skills. (only my GF is an exception) 

    Suddenly my eye turned away from the dancers towards the audience where a girl was standing. She was very beautiful and very very gorgeous. She was new must be from the another colony. She didn't seemed to be from ours. I moved slightly towards her and stood by side of Ashu (A guy from our colony). I placed my hand on his shoulders and whispered in to his ears" Who's that girl in blue standing by side of your mum?"

    "That girl in spects" he asked.

    "Ya man she looks very sexy"

    "She is my sister and she is married"

   (OH FUCK I am gone now) I removed my hand from his shoulders "Oh when did she returned I couldn't recognize her MANN.. she is so...changed" I said smiling.

   "What do you mean by changed" he asked.

   "I mean she had grown up much.." I said stammering.

   "What much??" now he was growing aggressive.

  And suddenly there was a great round of applause. The show was over. I saw Ganesh and Sanket greeting the black lady and laughing on something. (Actually Ganesh was laughing who was behind, Sanket was in front talking to her) Then he took out his mobile and she also did the same then they shared something.

   BASTARDS. I looked in front at Ashu he was also busy clapping, I found the chance to slip. After that for five minutes I stayed inside the temple taking a disguise of praying in front of GOD. After some time I got out peeping out of the temple . Someone place a hand on my shoulders I had a sudden feeling of shock through out my body and I was ready to run. 

   "What happened?" It was Sanket.

   "Nothing" I replied taking some deep breaths.

   "So how was she, what's her name, I saw you taking her number" I asked facing towards Sanket.

   Suddenly Ganesh started laughing out loud. Sanket's face was down as he saw Ganesh laughing so hard.

   "What happened" I asked in surprise.

   "You wanna know what she said" said Ganesh.

   "Yep"

   "She said I saw you taking video in your mobile, can you give it to me BROTHER" replied Ganesh and I also joined him in his stomach aching laughter.

      

What is worst??

     It is not always when it is Saturday and your girlfriend calls you for an emergency date, while on the contrary you have to beg in front of her for a single eternal look of her beauty and realizing her importance she also reduces the supply thus causing inflation. But this was not a normal day, It was 4pm when her message buzzed in his pocket saying "Wanna meet u janu, can u cum at 5". 

   This was like a bonus point for him, like a result of his timeless meditation that pleased the heavenly God. (Or hell-ly what ever..)Sunny and Aarti are in relationship since a long time and are considered as one of the surprising miracles that ever happened on earth. (I mean how the hell did he managed to convince her to fall in his trap of love) 

   As soon as he read the message the dullness and nullness in his life drastically changed to super rocking stud life. He pressed his cloths (The only what he got to say as his), polished shoes, heavy make up, deo all set for the date. He got out with his bike when he remembered about the wallet.(IMP thing when you are on a date)

 "one two three four.." forty buck (what the f..) 

  "I think today we have to change the venue darling" he called Aarti.

  "Where??" she asked.

  "I know a place, that's cool" 

  "I am not coming"she replied.(As usual)

  "OK we will see, will be there in 10 minutes" said Sunny.

  He stated the bike and headed towards the petrol pump. Monetary management plans were being executed in his rarely used precious mind (Precious as rarely used) "30 bucks for petrol and two scoops for 5 bucks" every thing was final.(MY God so complex calculations)

   There was a huge line on the petrol pump. so it took almost 10 minutes for him to reach the counter. Her message and calls buzzed in side the pocket but he was not able to answer them.At last he reached the counter and opened the tap to fill  the petrol. Suddenly something happened in the next counter. A guy asked for 20bucks petrol and the operator didn't set the meter to zero, hence the guy was fighting for his rights with the operator.(Hmm good generation awakes well done ANNA) The operator on Sunny's counter   set the meter to zero and took out the nozzle to fill the petrol.

   "Aaaaaaaauuuchhhhh..." The guy punched the operator.(Now that's Anti-Anna real Indian)

   The scream was so loud that the operator in front of sunny panicked and pressed the lever of the nozzle and there was a shower of petrol all around the pump. The shower cost 10bucks of fuel and had almost wet him with the inflammable material.

   "Oh I am sorry I am sorry"(Don't beat me please..)

   "Wha... Now you have to pay for that" said Sunny (I don't have money either way)

   "That's OK sir That was my fault sorry again sir"the operator apologized.

   Well the apology was not gonna work the smell of petrol was all over his body, and the phone was ringing his ass out. Sunny decided to go home and change and then call her back. He ran home and washed his hands and legs where the shower had landed. He changed his cloths (Now unpressed dirty ones) applied the whole bottle of scent and got out on his destination.

   100 Kmph and he was there in 7.25 minutes. She was waiting for him angry and ready to give him a lecture on time management.(She looks even more beautiful when she is angry)

    "hey baby you won't imagine what happened with me" he fired before she could begin.

    "Now what?"She asked with curiosity which was clearly depicted in her eyes.

    "Leave it let's go, I have searched a very beautiful place for you" (And very cheap too)

    "I am not gonna come in some bad place huh"she warned.

    "You decide yourselves whether to stay or leave, OK" said Sunny with full confidence.

    "Hmm.." she replied and sat behind him, his chest widened 2 inches wide and a gentle proud smile came on his face.

    He took her to the seminary hills bal-udyan where there were many love birds sitting along involved in each other forgetting about the ruthless outer world. Sunny asked her whether she wanted to stay here or move.

     "I will never ever come to a place like this you understand"(As expected)

    "I just wanted to show you, I have got a better place than this for us"said Sunny.(Hah.. this was trailer picture is yet to come)

     All of the sudden some one appeared to Aarti and she said in his ears "hey look she looks like some one from GP"

     "What? Where?" He asked in surprise.(Who the hell from GP would dare to come here)

     "No NO NO don't go there" she pulled him from going that way and BANG..

     A scooter driver hit him from sideways. The impact was not so hard but that made Aarti to nearly collapse on him. A sudden feeling of shock traveled through out his body.(Wow that's what girlfriends for to give you shock) 

      "Are you alright I am so sorry baby" He tried to apologize but he was in desperate need of the impact since few days so the possibility that the impact was planned cannot be ignored.

     "Ya I am al right, Drive slow Sunny"

     "Sorry darling but that wasn't my fault you told me to..." he stopped suddenly.(Rule no.23: Never ever tell the girl that it was her fault)

      The drive proceed with a wave of silence in it. Now it was time for Sunny to present the surprise to her. There was a large hill in front of them and the road was going round it.
      "Wow that is beautiful" She exclaimed.
      "That is beautiful then what about this.."
     The bike turned around the hill road and a beautiful picture came in front of their eyes. There was an antique government building that must have been constructed in1940's between those hills in red color and run was setting behind it in light yellow orange color. That created a beautiful picture. She placed her hand on Sunny's shoulders and came closer to him.(She liked it very very much) He stopped the bike in front of the picture and they both sat on bike hand in hand each other.
    "That is really very beautiful"said Aarti and placed her head on Sunny's shoulder. He understood that situation was in favor to him today and if handled carefully, he can take away some bumper prize today. He slowly placed his arms around hey shoulders and pressed her gently. She put up her eyes to see him. He was also watching the beautiful creation in the world. He moved a little closer to her lips and she closed her eyes.
      (THAT WAS THE GREEN SIGNAL MAAANNN.....)
     A wave of smile came on his face. He was feeling a kind of happy and nervous. Wind started blowing softly adding a flavor to the situation. Th sun that was setting in front provided ample amount of light and warmth for the two. A small leaf from a tree came flying towards them and got stuck into her hairs. He forwarded his other hand trembling to get out the leaf. He came more closer more closer.. She had closed her eyes seconds before but she could see what was happening with the closed eyes, with the eyes of her heart. Sunny took out the leaf from her hairs and turned his head slightly sideways and moved forward. They both could now feel each others breath, their heart beat, their love. They were just a micro seconds away from.. from.. from...
      Suddenly an uneven sound fall at Sunny's ears. he raised up his eyes to check what was it. (WHAT THE HELL.....)
      Two police man on Pulsar were heading towards them. He had forgot that they were standing in front of a government office. He looked down Aarti's eyes were still closed. He wanted to attack as a wild animal on her as he was not gonna get such chance after but....
      "Oh shit!!" he stood up with a sudden jerk through out the body.
      "Wha... Oh my god!!" said Aarti her heart beats had now crossed the maximum speed.
      The bike stopped in front of them. Aarti and Sunny were now almost apart from each other. (But you are f@#ked )
       "What are you doing here?" one of the police man asked in furious tone. Both of Sunny and Aarti's voice were mute. Words were not coming out of their vocal chord. But as being a male Sunny has to take the initiative. (Poor boy)
       "Sir we were sitting here and.." (Having fun) said Sunny stammering. (he must have pee-ed in his pant)
       "What is your name?"
       "I am Sunny and she is Aarti"
       "Show me your licence"
       "here it is Sir"
       "Where do you live?"
       (On earth, you have the licence address is written over there you dumb ass)
      "Sir in Gandhi bagh"
      "And you" pointing towards Aarti.
      "I too live there sir" she replied.
      "Your parents know about you people hanging around here?"   
      "Sir they know that I am out" (Smart answer)
      "With her?" (Oh F@#k!)
      "No sir"
     "File a case of performing in-social activity on public place on both of them" he asked hi junior and he took out a dairy and a pen and began to write some thing.
     "Sorry sir please sorry sir I am mistaken sir please sorry" Aarti and Sunny both began to plead in front of him for pardon.
      "And why the hell yopu came here in this lonely place any thing could happen what would you have done then if any terrorist would have attacked you?"
     (I would have run)
     "Sorry sir I will pay the fine sir Please sir" Sunny asked for forgiveness in a double meaning.
     "Ho much you have got?"
     "Sir I have got..." (WHAT THE FUCK......)
     "Ya how much tell me" the police man asked with curiosity of how much he gonna earn today but he didn't knew he was talking to a beggar.
      Sunny turned his eye towards Aarti in a pityful expression.
      what, you don't have money? her eyes said yes  his eyes replied.
      "100 bucks sir we have got that all" Aarti said and the voice directly came out of her heart.
     "OK give it and Don't roam here in alone it's for your own sake of safety my boy" (Also you don't have money how are you going to protect your girlfriend)
      "Yes sir...Sorry sir... thank you sir" Aarti took out money from her bag and they both sat on the bike and flew away for their homes.

MORAL: "Never take your girl-friend on date if you  are bankrupt".-Free advice from an experienced Person.

RUN beta RUN

    Life is beautiful. You should nourish it, cherish it, maintain it, conserve it. I know that it takes away an appropriate cost, but in return it gives you what you expect or much more than what you expect. Just the thing which matters is he time. Give time to life to be settled, to get over the mishaps that happened It was like a cost that life took you and is preparing for a great surprise for you ( I mean this time something good, great, excellent is gonna happen with you. Just be READY for it).

  ( And I know if you are reading this you are not expecting this PRAWACHAN from a guy like me. But you know there are some formalities that you have to follow because your heart forces it you to do so.)

  So anyways I am very happy to tell you that I have found (actually implemented (actually bought)) the solution over the increasing petrol prices. The only solution to it is "YO-BIKE". But as I have said earlier that life takes the appropriate cost this time the cost is speed. But I can tell you that the speed of yo-bike reminds me of my life "every one walks ahead of me" (I mean what the f@#K  this time Rohan also... 86%. first Ashwin then Pakkhiday then Rohan. Dude, I am really travelling on YO-BIKE)

   Whatever it is today this ultra sonic super speed YO-BIKE had nearly killed me (because of its ultra sonic super speed). Though I managed to escape but that gave me a great lesson of life that "JINKE GHAR KAANCH KE HOTE HAI, WO BASEMENT ME KAPDE BADALTE HAI".

   It was 6 pm in evening ( "pm" it is understood that it is evening I mean was) when I was going for a long drive on my super fast SR-71 (long drive is not considering the distance, the key factor here is time. And as there was no one to company me this was a long drive or else it would have been a long lasting lifetime drive)

So at the speed of 20 kmph (which is its top speed ..I suppose) I was driving the bike when I saw a group of hot girls (oh my god they were really very very  s...... smart sorry LOVE). As usual my handle (I mean my bike's handle, As I am handling it I thought that I was the handle of the handle. didn't understood? OK where was I). 

   I started following the chicks on the way and as my bike's speed was also very BSNL HI-SPEED so I could match the safe distance as well as the speed of the hott-ies. 

   Suddenly then one of them turned behind. I thought that they have got a clue that a dog is following them. (Not a stray dog. German Shepard actually I like it German Shepard Dog.God this breed must not be available in Germany or there must not be Shepard's there. German Shepard is a Dog).

   So realizing that I decided to overtake the heard (of hotties) . As I increased my speed and move a slight right side on the road a guy sitting on a bicycle came from the opposite side and we nearly to be collided when I demonstrated some of my driving skills and saved his life. ( Don't laugh read further Its not complete yet).

   There is one rule of driving when you save someone's life then you have the right to fire as much slangs you want to or you know on him.( but not in this case). 

  "You bloody blind asshole.. Can't see who's coming form the front. SAALE CYCLE BECH KE CHASHMA KHARID LE." I said without looking at the opponent driver.

   But that was my worst ever mistake. The other guy was the wadi's heavy weight champion ROMI. Oh shit!! what the F@#k. I saw my end in front of me. Beta run or today you will be served as a dish in ROMI's house. I looked forward as if nothing happened and accelerated my bike as fast as I could ( I mean I could ride faster but the bike doesn't support). 

   I saw in the rear view he was following me. Shitt man today I am dead.

   I increased the speed but he was much closer to me.

   I (I mean my Bike) was at the full speed and he was still increasing. Mummy save me.

   Soon we both were riding in parallel so that I could raise my hand to say him hello.

   I applied my (means bike's) rear breaks first and then front breaks and it was the perfect 360.

   One second earlier we were riding in the opposite direction of same road. Now what to do we can't play merry-go-round on the road. Next moment I saw a truck standing apparently by side but in the middle of  the road. I decided to go by the side of the truck so that He won't be able to see me and that would be a perfect time for the escape.OK that's a perfect plan.

     I turned left from just in front of the truck and ROMI went straight. But what the hell.. There was a large crowed of 20-30 people. AAJ TO MAI APNE SIR PE KAFAN BAANDH KE NIKLA HU. This is the damn dead end, dead end of my life. I saw upwards in demand of emergency help to god. I saw a board there saying " SWAST DHANYACHE DUKAN".

     Ya tomorrow it would be my meat shop here where they would sell cheap Sandeep in very cheap rates. In front I saw a man holding two canes. I think here kerosene must be sold. I parked my bike behind the kerosene truck where no one could see it. And hold one of the canes from the man's hand. 

     It was sweating hard because of the humidity and also because YAMRAJ was following me. I cleaned my face with the hand. And here came the bastard ROMI.

     " Heyy dude, did you see any one here?" he asked.

     " ya dude there are many people here." I replied.

     " No I mean,anyone running from here." He cleared.

     " Ya one women went on running as she got kerosene first time full tank" I replied.

     " NO NO.. I mean..heyy what happened to your face?" he asked.

     What happened to my face. I looked in the glass of the truck My face was dark black like grease.That bloody drunken fellow hadn't washed his hands since..(I don't know when). 

     "I think MAINE FIR MERA MUH KALA KAR LIYA" I said.

     He gave me dirty smile and went away searching for his pray. I prayed to god for saving my life by appling grease on my face and went home safe, sound and single piece.

ROCKY BALBOA vs Me

    "Unexpected" Today's day was completely unexpected I mean first time all my guessing about the questions for the exam all came true.Well there were other unexpected happenings too like Doubt's paper was not great (LIE as usual), Ashish sawant's birthday party and the news that his SMS conversation with "PIYU" resumed after a long break(which was actually unexpected) Mohit Pal unknowingly left 9marks question (Another lie.."Subah se koi nahe mila") and so on..  

     Many times unexpected things are ignorable some times they are funny but sometime they are just Mind blowing.My friends witnessed such a mind blowing event that had nearly stopped most of the hearts..

    Those were the days when football fever was full on in GP and IT'ians were in full form.We used to start playing any where and with anyone whom we found (and of course never won).The staff parking was the playground registered for the IT football practice where we demonstrated our talent Like Mohit his dancing talent, Rohan his wrestling talent,Mayur his accuracy with the ball like when he was given the penalty shoot he had almost shaken one innocent boy's head who was crossing the gate which was about 5-6 meters away from the goalpost.

    One day Zeeshan and I was busy in getting checked our records hence we were about half an hour late for the practice (I mean auditions).So when we reached there we saw Ashwin sitting aside not playing we went to him.

   "You are not playing??"asked Zee.

   "Leave it ,Something happened" replied Ashiwn.

   "What??" we both asked in unison.

   "Yaar I was playing there at the corner and I just collided with Rashid, I said sorry to him but he.."

   "He what??" I interrupted.

   "He beat him on the back" said Swapnil who was playing nearby.

   "What ?? and what did you do then??"I asked.

   "What could we do? we started playing again" replied Ashwin.

   "What could we do?? you should have given two back in return to him, you said sorry to him that wasn't your mistake at all.if I would be there I hadn't tolerated it at all.." I said.

   "What would you have done??"

    Since I had started my dialog everybody were looking at me like they wanted to shut my mouth or just wanted that they had a remote that would mute me.Also the voice that came wasn't also familiar.

    ONE MINUTE who's that.

    I turned around and found a giant demon standing in front of me. That demon was from packaging department and his name was RASHID ALI (one of bodyguards of Danish..he has a different story ).

So the giant was standing in front of me asking "what would you have done??".

    Sometimes when you are in a crowd of people who are bind to help you ,you feel a different courage in yourself.So seeing that we were near about 12 (if Rohan considered as one) and he was single, I replied like I was super-confident Salman khan (who you know what he does commitment and all) "I would have given two punches in return and after that you wouldn't have talked to your juniors like that"

    "ohh.." that was the end of Rashid's anger he grabbed my jaw with his giant hands and pushed me backward with full force.

     FLAAAAAAAAASH was there like hundreds of haloge were focused directly on my face and I closed my eyes.After a second or two the flash was gone and I slowly opened my eyes. I could hear some voices chanting "Sandeep sandee ..ssss" and some other's something other. I could see my friends Gaurav, Ashwin ,Rohan,Swapnil,Abhinav all supporting me hard but there were not with me.where the hell was I. 

    I moved my eyes in front and saw a giant man in front of me wearing a red 3/4th and red boxing gloves in hand.IS HE ROCKY. where the hell am I. then I realized that I was standing at the boxing stand and my opponent was ROCKY BALBOA.

    what is this, how can this happen ROCKY BALBOA vs me cannot be even thought of.But that was it ,I was there and Rocky was beating his two boxing gloves each other as he was charging them to hit me.

Then he advanced I moved backward.and suddenly he was in front of me."HE HE HE..." he chuckled and just gave hit hard punch on my face.all the life went to ultra slow motion.I could feel my every single teeth coming out  of my mouth.

    And I fall on ground on the grass,I was in the parking again.Hell what was that.A forecast ,an intuition of what gonna happen.shit man that was so true.Sandeep dude you got to think about it.I mean that was a vision but if you don't do any thing now then that will definitely come true (people do anything to make their vision true ,and I am doing something that will not make my vision true..WOW)

   I raised myself up with the same honor with which I fell.I garbed his hand.hold it tight and fired "Come'on you are threatening us I'll take you to HOD".

  I still have a feeling that he was scared by that dialog.I think I had caught the perfect nerve unknowingly. He shook his hand with great force that lost my grab."go.... go now.Tell him my name RASHID ALI Packaging third year.I am not scared of him.Ya ya I'm coming got something important or I would have taught you a good lesson"

  And he disappeared with his friends. Was anyone calling him?? Never mind now what was important was that I was Safe, sound and single piece. But my this unexpected reaction at the situation is still not understood by my friends and is a greatest mystery..

   

Treasure in my BAG..

 "National treasure" what a movie. For the first time Nicholas Cage was in quite ordinary (unlike Ghost Rider) and natural role.Well at last when they find the treasure how happy they look. But this is not always that you feel GAY (not that one" ") when you find a treasure. It is many a times too shocking to stop your heart beats.

  That day was completely different from regular once.That day the sun rose, flowers bloomed,breeze was gentle and more pleasant(Well that doesn't makes the day different,the only difference was the DATE).Full day was packed schedule and Raana had once again shot us with another mind blowing assignment (now this makes the day different from the days which does not have her lecture or practical).SO in short the day was busy and there was no time slot for some mishap.But you know BAD time come just when every thing is GOOD.

  Though I was busy through out he day but still I noticed an eye that was constantly spying in me.I didn't know why but something was wrong.Pooja was constantly smiling and Asha was crying.(I have heard someone saying that girls look more beautiful when they weep But this was not in case Asha She looks horrible then her regular terrible look and of course no one looks at her face).Later I came to know that day before the day she lost her wallet (or the TREASURE containing atleast 1lakh amount).So that was normal that she weep hard for her wallet but what's wrong with Pooja.

   So the day passed with TOM & JERRY game and in the evening came the bang.

  Shefali (Hmm one and a half year ago When she didn't matched my status and now I didn't matched her status in short we were never and will be interested in each other ..HAPPY??) came to me when I was on the stairs walking home "heyy sandeep wait.Asha is calling you." (oh shit.. not again)

    "oh.. OK you move on I'll be there in a minute." (I need to settle my delicate parts Incase I get an electric shock if she touches me) I replied her.

     I entered the room with Gaurav,Rohan,Ashwin,Pakhidey and unfortunately Leena who then distributed the story to the entire class. (Hell she is smiling now also..I think She knows about the wallet..whatever)

    "hmm actualyy Sandeep we have got....we just want to check your bag" Said Shefali.

    (what the f#@k.. What she wanna do.I don't carry something in my bag by which I can "STAY FREE" or something that I can "WHISPER" into someone's ear or any other stuff that is sold in black packets at ANNA'S shop)

     "Why ??!!??" I said.

     "Actually we've got something that..You just show me your bag all will be clear" said Pooja who couldn't hold her laughter even if she tried hard to do so.

    ALL WILL BE CLEAR what does she mean by that well unknown me just gave my almost empty bag(because I never brought note books as never made note books) to her and she opened the first chain and BOOM..

    There it is .. Asha's wallet.One minute whats it doing there.How the hell did it get there.Every one was looking at me as I was the president of Pakistan and osama was found very nearby my home where generally I go todo my morning activities or rather morning walk.

     "I did'nt steal it.." I said to prove my innocence.

     "I really did't steal it,why should I Asha please believe me I ..I didn't"

  (F@$k why the hell I'm gonna steal her wallet when already she spends a lot on me.And thinking practically why would I keep the wallet in my bag for the entire day and a night.It's like as Osama had been found near Pakistani militry base that doesn't mean he was sheltered there.I mean if you shelter a national sensation in your house would you allow him to roam around the city?Well that doesn't mean I'm a Pakistani supporter or something like that)

"One minute how the hell did you know that the wallet was in my bag"I asked.

  "Actually we received a note that read "CHECK SANDEEP'S BAG HE IS THE THIEF" so we just..for the sake of confermation..and .."replied Shefali.

 "where's the letter.I'll definately recognize the handwritting?" I said.

 "we burnt it" said pooja.

 "WHAT??? why ...that was the only clue to find the...whoo whoo whoo. did you think that I was the one..you fools if I would have been the one that why the hell would I write a LOVE LETTER to you to come and check my bag" I said.

  "ya man  that's right, We didn't thought about that"said Pooja.